kateordie:

lostsplendor:

Macbeth, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Tess of the D’Urbervilles: Literary Cuffs by JezebelCharms on Etsy

That first one, oh MAN!

exorin:

Perfect.

exorin:

Perfect.

protomvladtheimpaler:

an important vine

It was like spinning a cloud!

All natural Missouri alpaca.  Free bits of vegetable matter included. All spun up and waiting for me to finish it this weekend.  I plan on spinning my black alpaca up and using them both in a stripey punk sweater. 

Alas, my punk-ness has to wait until I finish Sarah’s wool because I am a trashbag human I’m terrible with making things.

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

Do not tell someone with textural issues to think of flan as “old pudding” when they’re eating it that is the opposite of help.

careydraws:

I made The Witches’ Daughters for Terrestrial, an anthology of earth-themed fantasy comics edited by Amanda Scurti. You can also read it at its forever home on my portfolio website.

The anthology debuted at SPX 2014, and now you can buy it here! It’s full of lovely comics and illustrations, and I’m very happy to be included in such good company. 

phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

SPOOKY ASKS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

wormwoodandhoney:

girls helping evil: city vampire girl gang

(…we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret. - Interview with a Vampire)

(they were all turned at different times, but they all found their way to the city. this city, the city that calls to the broken and devious like a beacon. maybe they do feed on the blood of innocents and not-so-innocents alike, but they protect each other with a devotion seen only in the truly loving. they choose who they love, who they guard, who they lead away from the sunlight and into the embracing neon lights of the city at night - beauty like their own, they understand, that has been made by others, but shines on its own, brighter than anything natural.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls helping evil: city vampire girl gang

(…we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret. - Interview with a Vampire)

(they were all turned at different times, but they all found their way to the city. this city, the city that calls to the broken and devious like a beacon. maybe they do feed on the blood of innocents and not-so-innocents alike, but they protect each other with a devotion seen only in the truly loving. they choose who they love, who they guard, who they lead away from the sunlight and into the embracing neon lights of the city at night - beauty like their own, they understand, that has been made by others, but shines on its own, brighter than anything natural.)